ohh my children its been so long for story time hasnt it. so much to talk about and such little time. hmm that sounds like a line from willy wonka and the choc factory. the new one is coming out soon. whos excited, come on....johnny depp baby WOOOOOOOO... anywho, this all brings me to my topic of the day, or month, depending on when my lazy ass types again. ok these stupid advertisements at the top of the screen always get me. i always have to fuckin play them. my lil mouse...or dog....just made a hole in one. i won a free ps3!!!!! saweeeeeeeeeeet. one of my favorites though is with a bunny that you can shoot and just fucking obliterate...mmm. OH OH or the thingies on myspace.com that you can hear the ring tones. the one with the lil chicken thing called Sweetie. that bitch can groove. ohh the small amusements in life. i stubbed my toe the other day, that hurt. vodkaritas are good btw. i wonder if they make a Reading for Dummies book. i want a pet chinchilla....so i can watch them bath in volcanic ash. lately ive had the urge to push someone down a flight or thirty of stairs. i just made another hole in one btw. im changing my name to Flipper. flipper was like lassie, but in water. but now flipper is in my can of tuna that i just bought. oopsy daisy. guess he wasnt so fast. im currently nude in my bed. .... whos a naughty boy. MEEEE. i need to be punished. raWr. i bought a candle today...smells pretty. chad bought floor mats today, smells too...too bad the bastards dont match, oh well, fuck it    more ramblings later. ta ta ~~satan