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| well welll well, so im a bit late on my latest entry. i know i know. but you know how it goes, i get drunk and well shit happens. but i do have a pretty intersting thought that popped into my mind. and i blame it on one of my friends. haha. but anyway...well i just came to the realization that jesus is the one who started the whole S&M bondage thing. i mean think about it. he gets nailed up to that cross and is still alive. to be whipped and beaten, maybe even stabbed a little. and by stabbed you can use your imagination. and honestly i cant say that i wouldnt take a go at him for a lil bit. i mean who can say they had a chance to whip the son of the almighty. so i say we all join in with a new fetish which includes being nailed to a cross and just going at it. hmm im not sure what to call it yet so if you guys have any ideas then feel free to let me know. whadda yall think eh.....ta ta
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| ohh my children its been so long for story time hasnt it. so much to talk about and such little time. hmm that sounds like a line from willy wonka and the choc factory. the new one is coming out soon. whos excited, come on....johnny depp baby WOOOOOOOO... anywho, this all brings me to my topic of the day, or month, depending on when my lazy ass types again. ok these stupid advertisements at the top of the screen always get me. i always have to fuckin play them. my lil mouse...or dog....just made a hole in one. i won a free ps3!!!!! saweeeeeeeeeeet. one of my favorites though is with a bunny that you can shoot and just fucking obliterate...mmm. OH OH or the thingies on myspace.com that you can hear the ring tones. the one with the lil chicken thing called Sweetie. that bitch can groove. ohh the small amusements in life. i stubbed my toe the other day, that hurt. vodkaritas are good btw. i wonder if they make a Reading for Dummies book. i want a pet chinchilla....so i can watch them bath in volcanic ash. lately ive had the urge to push someone down a flight or thirty of stairs. i just made another hole in one btw. im changing my name to Flipper. flipper was like lassie, but in water. but now flipper is in my can of tuna that i just bought. oopsy daisy. guess he wasnt so fast. im currently nude in my bed. .... whos a naughty boy. MEEEE. i need to be punished. raWr. i bought a candle today...smells pretty. chad bought floor mats today, smells too...too bad the bastards dont match, oh well, fuck it more ramblings later. ta ta ~~satan | | |
| ok, well i have my new phrase for the summer. i think all of you should use it as well. Fuck Off.. lol simple and easy. i was actually just thinking today about "cuss" words and the evil that they are. i mean honestly now, they are just fuckin words. how in the hell is one or a lot of words out of the thousands upon thousands a naughty sinful bad word. boggles my mind. piss shit cunt fuck cock suckin mother fucker...that how it goes. lol. people try to hide these words alll the time from their children, heaven forbid they hear them when they are young. its a new fuckin millenium people, come on now. like you as a parent dont fuckin use em and later in life like the kid wont either. i mean hell, if we just used them all the time as our normal part of everyday speech then there wouldnt be a fuckin problem would there. they are simply synonyms for other words. and some times just sooo much more fitting for a current situation. yeah, thats it, they are just ways of showing STRONG emotion. strong emotional synonyms. no longer are they cuss words. strong emotional synonyms. pass this knowledge on. ta ta ~~satan | | |
| wellllllllllllllllllllll....just something really quick that happened last night and i thought it was actually kinda funny. i went out to the club as usual on wed night and it came to be about 2 and i was ready to go home. so me and snocone drove back to his house and i got my motorcycle. i suited up and was on my way home on the tollway. seeing as its 230, the bars have just been let out, im just goin the speed limit just in case some asshole cop tries to gimme a fuckass time. but i get through the damn parker toll and a fuckin 350Z comes blazing past me, says come on you bitch, and speeds off with his hand out of his window trying to entice me to just open it up. sooooo of course i cant refuse. that and i cant have some drunk ass blaze past me and beat me. soooooooooooooooo i open up the throttle, pop up into 6th gear and blaze past that mother fucker at about 140-145 and i can hear him screaming with this drunken enjoyment. talk about an adrenaline rush...next time itll be faster. i drive a 2003 yamaha r6 by the way. its pretty. next entry ill write bout something stupid and funny. ta ta ~~satan | | |
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